Characters

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The Dad Fucker

Matt

Matt's a trouble making, school skipping, dad banging piece of shit. But America loves a rascal.
The Dad Fuckee

Gary

After having a kid at an absurdly young age, Gary's life took an extreme hard left turn.
Usually raising a child alone while a middle schooler yourself would impede one's academic and career paths, but I guess he did fine because they're vaguely rich. His son bangs him on the regular but no one's family is perfect.